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DESTINY CAN BITE ME IBD

BALKON MEDIA
10 / 2025
9781916970182
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Sinopsis

Every prophecy needs a villain.This one got a sarcastic vampire with a bad attitude.Vincent Lupo is a jaded, wine-soaked immortal just trying to finish writing his latest smutty novel and avoid the people he?s wronged-magical or otherwise.Then a severed head turns up in his fridge, branded with an invocation sigil and whispering lines from a play he wrote a century ago. A play the wrong people believe is prophecy.Now Vincent?s neck-deep in death cults, cursed scripts, and a once-devoted mortal aide who?s now a cult leader hellbent on crafting his own narrative-and casting Vincent as the unwilling Bloodbard at centre stage.He?s not a hero. He?s just immortal, inconveniently famous in the wrong circles, and really bad at staying uninvolved.The prophecy wants him bled dry.Vincent wants a drink.Only one of them gets what they want.A sardonic urban fantasy of blood, banter, and very bad decisions.

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